Haven’t had the chance to brag about my perfectly lazy life of a pampered pooch lately, no thanks to my human who has been
busy, no actually quite lazy. It’s high time someone else in this house got the “lazy fat ass” title instead of me!
Who’s the lazy fat ass now!
A lot has happened in the past one month. Forgive my human for her laziness as she has had quite a rough month, finally quitting her job and looking for a new one. Well, as long as it puts food in my bowl, I am totally fine with it. Our house got struck bad by lightning during a bad storm one day, and it burnt our TV (oh no, there goes my favourite 2 Broke Girls show and the cupcake monster Sophie), the decoder, alarm system and a couple of other electrical damages. Worst of all my human had to dig into our treats fund to pay for all the overpriced repairs so no treats for a month! Ohhh this is how it feels to be a poor man’s dog……or in this case…. a poor woman’s dog! And then there is the water crisis due to the recent drought and dams drying up. We now survive on a tight water supply rationing schedule where the water supply is cut off every 2 days for 55 hours. So my humans would be very cross with me if I were to roll in poop (or dead animals) on days when we have no direct water supply. What better way to put them on their toes 🙂
The feud between me and the cats next door has escalated into full fledged war ever since the day mother cat decided to take a swipe at me for charging at her kittens. In my defense, they were lounging under MY tree, my territory. Since then I have been on cat watch duty every night, or whenever I can.
Cat watching from the window
You can’t shut the door on me! I have “eyes” on my nose!
On cat watch duty…..bring some treats would you?
Hey, I can see them man….. I can totally see them…..
So there will be a Pet Fiesta event this weekend and I’m really looking forward to go! There will be a large Hawaiian themed outdoor park for dogs, events, competitions, photo booths and all sorts of shows and exhibitions! I’m hoping to win some dog food eating competition….. if there is such competition! My humans are more interested to meet the Tibetan Mastiff who was specially flown in from China. There will be dog breed club gatherings too like husky clubs, chow chow club, american bullies club, etc. Unfortunately, there is no beagle club! I wonder why.
It’s been a long time since I’ve attended a pet event! I really do hope my humans take me there this weekend. 🙂 It would be fun!