silly things


Uh, hey mom….. it’s not what you think. Noooo, I wasn’t trying to do anything naughty…… just sitting here chilling out……

What?! Noooooo…. of course not, I’m not trying to jump on my sister Spring……! It’s not what you think.

I’m just trying to take a nap up here….. What?! Why don’t you believe me. I look sleepy, don’t I?

Fine, I admit it. I was trying to be a cat. Cat-Beagle! You believe me, right?

So, uhhmmm….. got any food?

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Driver of the day

Hi mom, just taking dad out for a ride. Wanna come?

We’ve got enough fuel alright. Let’s go to the beach!

Don’t worry mom, I am a perfectly safe driver. Now just let me see how to start this thing…..

What do you mean I can’t drive your car??

Oh. There’s no key in the ignition. Just give me a minute, I’ll go get it….

Wait, where did dad go???

No wait!!! Where did ALL my backseat passengers go??? I thought we’re all going to the beach!!! Hey come back!!

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Poop eating spree

My humans forbid me from eating my own poop – a habit which I had since I was a little puppy. They have taken many, many steps and precautions including cleaning up my poop immediately and supervising me when I’m outside doing my business. Usually, right after I’m done pooping, I get called back inside and given a big tasty treat. So I know that whenever I run back inside after pooping, I get a big tasty treat! Although, I never quite understand why they are so disgusted with poop. It’s like the best thing ever!!

This morning, however, as I was pooping outside…..there was a piece of LONG HAIR in my poop (yup you can guess whose is it….the witch with the long hair)!!!! And the piece of long hair was stuck halfway out of my gross butthole with poop hanging on to it. I panicked because it was like a piece of poop that can never drop out of your butthole!! So I quickly ran back to the patio and dragged my butt around the floor while my human mom went to get some paper to wipe my butt. And pieces of poop just fell about all over the floor. Oh boy, she sure was horrified when she saw the mess. But she calmly cleaned my butt even with the pieces of poop lying around. And as she was wiping my butt, I saw a big, yummy morsel of poop in front of my face and I just couldn’t resist it!!! The temptation was too great!!!!!!! The SMELL was so glorious!!!!! It was warm, moist, and full of aroma, just the way I like it. I tried so hard to look away but I couldn’t! So I opened my mouth and quickly gobbled up that delicious piece of poop with visible orange bits of carrots in it. I did it so fast in a split second before mom could scream “nooooooooooooo!!!” with her shrill voice. I sure was satisfied with myself for what I’ve done, but I’m really puzzled why my mom hated it. She avoided me (and particularly my kisses) after the incident, and kept giving me those chew sticks for cleaning my teeth. I didn’t mind getting those delicious sticks to chew on, but I really so badly wanted to kiss and lick her to thank her!!!! But she kept holding me away at arm’s length. She even said I had poop breath! Wait, isn’t that supposed to be attractive???

Humans sure don’t have a clue on how to appreciate good stuff!


Poops aside, I got to go out for a walk today because the weather was much milder today. It has either been raining or scorching hot for the past few days. I saw another dog on the other side of the road who was twice my size, and I barked my head off at him. His owner thought I was some vicious crazy dog, so she walked him further away. I was so disappointed…. I just wanted to say hello!! He didn’t look too interested though.

I’m so tired I’ll just spend the rest of the evening cuddling up to my human. I hope she’s starting to like my “poop breath” now.


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Fun with water

The sun is scorching hot today! We have hot and humid weather all year round but it is hottest at this time of the year. I got to have some water fun to cool myself!


I’m gonna get you….

Chasing it!!

Bark at it!!

Try to get some in my mouth

Get ready for a jump!


I’m gonna eat youuuuuu!!!

That was tiring…..

I think I’m gonna do it again…..

It sure was fun and I sure love getting wet 😀

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Quiet Sunday evening

This is what I do after mom washes my paws after my evening walk….

Straight to the couch and……

Start rolling!!

Stretch a little bit…..

Roll some more……

Ooh that feels so good…….

Gosh, so exhausted after all that walking, sniffing, peeing, pooping, sniffing some more, and now rolling……

Need to take a nap! And this is how I make sure mom doesn’t leave my side while I’m napping…..

Hold on to her leg so she won’t leave me!

Yup, I’m a pretty clingy dog…….. 🙂

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