Mystery killer

My human found this mutilated corpse outside the house this morning…..

As usual, her first suspect was me.

Because when I was a puppy I was notoriously known as the Lizard Serial Killer. Ever since I came to live here, the number of lizards had reduced significantly. And I’ve been caught many times with a dead/live lizard in my mouth.

That’s not fair. This time I swear it wasn’t me, because I’ve been indoors most of the time lately (it’s freaking hot outside) and only go out for my walks. Unlike my crazy sister, Spring, who enjoys spending her days outside sunbathing and looking at other dogs…….

Besides, if I were the killer, there would have been NO evidence at all. Because I would have eaten the evidence clean. Lizards are a yummy snack, you know.

I was, however, caught red-handed smashing this tiny little bug……

Sad to say, my human disposed it before I could put it in my mouth….. How disappointing…. 😦

Innocent me! What’s a beagle to do? A beagle will always be a beagle and beagles like me love eating bugs!

Although I would definitely prefer a lizard anytime……

Categories: home, mischief | Tags: , , , , | 5 Comments

Post navigation

5 thoughts on “Mystery killer

  1. Cookie – you are a hunter. My hunter Bailey has brought me all sorts of carcases including rabbits and chipmunks. I know it is her instinct to hunt but I am like your humans and don’t really like it. I just say a little prayer thanking the creature for their beautiful spirit on this earth and then I deliver it back to the earth. I don’t understand why these rabbits and chipmunks and squirrels don’t stay out of the yard with all the predator scents from my dogs…I guess that is why they call someone a dumb bunny!

    • Ohh we don’t have wild rabbits and chipmunks here but we do have squirrels and they are very, very difficult to catch! They are usually out of sight most of the time and I only see them during my walks. Of course, much to my human’s horror, I would try my best to chase them (and also the cats!). πŸ˜€

  2. You are so adorable:) I am sorry your mom thought it was you:)

    • Thank you! Well my humans always think it’s me every time they see something dead, but they kinda forget they have another bug killer dog….. πŸ™‚ I don’t mind if they let me have the dead thing as a snack, but most of the time they won’t!

Pee here!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

Create a free website or blog at

Twilight Bark UK

The go-to blog for all things dog

Bonnies Dog Blog NI

Dont forget to check out our interactive map of dog friendly places in Northern Ireland!

With Love, Jordan

A Texas girl and her thoughts.

SwittersB & Exploring

Photography, Fly fishing, Life, Visuals & Fun


My pottery creations on and off the wheel.

Animal Carers

All about Animals: Animal Care and Talk, Animal and House Sitting Stories and Pictures

Bark! Press

Dogs in the news and the truth behind the headlines


Food . Culture . Community . Japanese . Sansei

life as seen by me

how my mind works????


Where fur babies are family!

Sparky the Beagle

365 Days of our Life Together


4 out of 5 dentists recommend this site


About dog behavior, funny anecdotes, dog fashion and just stories out of the daily life of Barney

Everything About Jared

Caring for your canine friends

%d bloggers like this: