My humans forbid me from eating my own poop – a habit which I had since I was a little puppy. They have taken many, many steps and precautions including cleaning up my poop immediately and supervising me when I’m outside doing my business. Usually, right after I’m done pooping, I get called back inside and given a big tasty treat. So I know that whenever I run back inside after pooping, I get a big tasty treat! Although, I never quite understand why they are so disgusted with poop. It’s like the best thing ever!!
This morning, however, as I was pooping outside…..there was a piece of LONG HAIR in my poop (yup you can guess whose is it….the witch with the long hair)!!!! And the piece of long hair was stuck halfway out of my gross butthole with poop hanging on to it. I panicked because it was like a piece of poop that can never drop out of your butthole!! So I quickly ran back to the patio and dragged my butt around the floor while my human mom went to get some paper to wipe my butt. And pieces of poop just fell about all over the floor. Oh boy, she sure was horrified when she saw the mess. But she calmly cleaned my butt even with the pieces of poop lying around. And as she was wiping my butt, I saw a big, yummy morsel of poop in front of my face and I just couldn’t resist it!!! The temptation was too great!!!!!!! The SMELL was so glorious!!!!! It was warm, moist, and full of aroma, just the way I like it. I tried so hard to look away but I couldn’t! So I opened my mouth and quickly gobbled up that delicious piece of poop with visible orange bits of carrots in it. I did it so fast in a split second before mom could scream “nooooooooooooo!!!” with her shrill voice. I sure was satisfied with myself for what I’ve done, but I’m really puzzled why my mom hated it. She avoided me (and particularly my kisses) after the incident, and kept giving me those chew sticks for cleaning my teeth. I didn’t mind getting those delicious sticks to chew on, but I really so badly wanted to kiss and lick her to thank her!!!! But she kept holding me away at arm’s length. She even said I had poop breath! Wait, isn’t that supposed to be attractive???
Humans sure don’t have a clue on how to appreciate good stuff!
Poops aside, I got to go out for a walk today because the weather was much milder today. It has either been raining or scorching hot for the past few days. I saw another dog on the other side of the road who was twice my size, and I barked my head off at him. His owner thought I was some vicious crazy dog, so she walked him further away. I was so disappointed…. I just wanted to say hello!! He didn’t look too interested though.
I’m so tired I’ll just spend the rest of the evening cuddling up to my human. I hope she’s starting to like my “poop breath” now.
The sun is scorching hot today! We have hot and humid weather all year round but it is hottest at this time of the year. I got to have some water fun to cool myself!
I’m gonna get you….
Bark at it!!
Try to get some in my mouth
Get ready for a jump!
I’m gonna eat youuuuuu!!!
That was tiring…..
I think I’m gonna do it again…..
It sure was fun and I sure love getting wet 😀
Sorry to my dear friends for the long hiatus. My humans have been very, very busy and I have been bugging them for a long time. They have been going to places and me….well I’ve just been either left at home or at day care or boarded for a couple of nights 😦 Today they have just returned from an island up north, picked me and Spring up from our boarding house and gave us a bath. I got to play around with the garden hose a bit since the weather was so freakin hot.
Since my life has been quite uninteresting…. I shall bore you with some pictures instead……… I know I’m adorable 🙂
This is me sleeping on my human mom’s lap…… I’m such an attention seeker.
I heard the fridge door open!!!
Belly rub?? And yes you are right, that hole in the sofa cover is one of my artworks 🙂
Look into my eyes……..go get the treats and bring them here.
Yes? You called? Is it dinner time yet?
Oooh it’s a dog’s life!
I refuse to be towel dried after getting wet from chasing and jumping at water from the garden hose!
Spring and I playing and smacking each other’s faces.
Yes? Whaddya want from me?
That was tiring……..must.sleep.now. Zzzzz……
Hello! I am so excited that I’ve been given the Sunshine Award by Alfie!
Thanks, Alfie the little cutie pie beagle puppy that I enjoy reading about! :-).
About the Sunshine Award:
This prize is awarded to “bloggers who positively and creatively inspire others in the blogosphere.” As an award winner, there are a few rules to follow:
Thank the person (or dog, as the case may be) who gave this award to you and link to his or her blog.
Answer the questions below.
Pass on the award to 10 fabulous bloggers, link their blogs, and let them know you awarded them.
Favourite Colour? Green…. That’s the colour of my food bowl and anything green reminds me of dinner! Yum yum…..i love green green grass too! Poopy time!
Favourite Animal? Cats and squirrels. I love to chase them and bark at them. Of course I love doggies too 🙂
Favourite Number? I don’t really care but it better be a large number when it comes to food! 😀
Favourite Drink? Milk…… I also love slurping muddy puddles and sometimes water from the lake.
Facebook or Twitter? Don’t have one yet!
Your passion? Om nom nom nom…..of course it’s gotta be FOOD! I also love love love ripping up toys and tug of war 😀
Giving or getting presents? Getting, of course. Especially when it comes to treats and new toys….oh yeah.
Favorite Day? Saturday and Sunday. It’s when I get to sleep in late on mom’s legs, and go out to play. Yippeeeee!
Favourite Flowers? Any kind that is edible. No wait, it doesn’t even have to be edible. Just low enough for me to reach up and grab it and chew on it 😀
Here are my 10 winners who inspire me and never fail to make my day by reading about you guys!! Please hop on over to their blogs and check out what they are up to 🙂
Woof goes the beagle
Bella, my BFF
A woof life
Bonded dog blog
All my canine companions
Shoeful of drool
The therapist and the beagle
A dog named Judge
Categories: fun, random
Tags: award, Beagle, dog
Guess who got a bath today….
Spring!! She rolled in her poop and was forced to get a bath!
Who’s a naughty girl?!
Since I’m a big fan of gross stuff, I’m gonna post a gross picture of myself too. If you’ve read the oatmeal, you will surely have come across the comic How I See My Dog vs How My Dog Sees Me. And since it’s my mom’s favorite comic….. Here I present to you….. MY GROSS BUTTHOLE.
I quote: “It is ever-watchful like the eye of Sauron.”
Yup, I’m always watching you humans….even from my backside….so don’t think you can hide those treats from me. Mom also alleges that the “eye of Sauron” is also guilty of releasing massive fumes of toxic gas into the environment. I don’t know what she means by that.